surprise, surprise

After John Maine hit his home run on Tuesday, MLB.com asked several players what they would have to do to surprise Shea Stadium as Maine had. One of those players was Wright. But he had no response.

But, as a public service, two of his teammates offered suggestions for Wright:

Paul Lo Duca: "David [would] have to get rid of all the mirrors at his place."

Wagner: "Be seen with something less than centerfold material on his arm."

--Marty Noble at MLB.com