SJ and I sat in the top row of my family's favorite place in the park (if you can't be on field level, of course, which most of us can't most of the time) on Thursday night; the Upper Deck Boxes, right behind home. in the last row of the Upper Reserved section behind us sat an extremely loud, enthusiastic, and as it turned out, drunk couple. the Boyfriend was a Phillies fan, the Girlfriend a Mets fan.
for the first four innings, in between each pitch, they called out their slogans; "Sit him down, Moyer" from him, "Let's go Tommy, sit him down!" from her. they weren't the only reliable screamers in this section-- there was also a guy behind us who, at least three times each inning that Jamie Moyer pitched, yelled "Suck it, Moy-ah!" in his deep Long Island accent. perhaps the most annoying/amusing (and really, it would be hard to distinguish between the two at most points in the evening, though we laughed about it a lot) was the constant repetition of the same harangues over and over, with almost no reduction in enthusiasm as the game wore on. As SJ commented when the woman in front of as mentioned that they might at least say something new, "these are not likely to be the most creative individuals we've ever encountered."
Of course, there was some evolution in their cries as the game progressed; full last names got shortened or nicknamed (Glavine went from Tommy to T to Glav in three innings out of the Girlfriend's mouth) at some point in the top of the 3rd, the Girlfriend started screaming "Tommy, where'se your youth at?" at Glavine. It took all the willpower in my body not to turn around and explain to the Girlfriend that his youth had gone at some point in the 41 years since his birth, and that was perfectly appropriate.
SJ was sure they'd be done with the active screaming by the 4th-- turned out she was half right.
Outstanding Clubhouse Presence
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this entry is better than War and Peace and the Bible combined. No joke.
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